C'mon, Don't be shy

Ask me, ask me anything. No, not like that crazy fortune teller down the street. But seriously, ask a legitimate question and I will see what I can do. The real reason I am so anxious to get questions, is it helps me as much as the questioner on the subject proposed. So c'mon, the table is open, and it's like having a personal computer tech for free (they charge $90 and up minimum for house calls).